Played some PartyPoker tonight since last playing it months ago. To show how much your bankroll can fluctuate, I started off with a measly $54,000, went up as high as $1.6 mill, then lost it all. Why have I yet to uninstall this??

Earlier, I watched three complete baseball games and two movies on tv today. I think I grew half an inch from hardly moving all day. Is it true that you're a bit taller in the morning as a result from laying down all night?

Gee, my fridays are so pathetic.