Okay, let's lay off the AC for a little while, shall we?!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
living my favorite book
Patiently waiting for my connecting flight in philly back to new york.
I tried, but I ended up surrendering to what turned out to be an utterly disgusting mushroom and swiss burger. Washed down that horrible taste with the rest of my watered-down soda while shaking my head in disappointment. I can still taste the semi-cooked mushrooms. Philadelphia = the philly cheesesteak. What was I thinking??
Made my way to the restroom. Took care of business, headed over to the sink, never noticing the other three women in the room with me until the heaviness of their prolonged stares caused me to slowly lift my eyes, meet their priceless expressions through the mirror, and realize that
There was a boy in the girl's bathroom, and that was friggin me.
Bradley Chalkers would have been proud. You Louis Sachar fans know what I'm talkin about.
I tried, but I ended up surrendering to what turned out to be an utterly disgusting mushroom and swiss burger. Washed down that horrible taste with the rest of my watered-down soda while shaking my head in disappointment. I can still taste the semi-cooked mushrooms. Philadelphia = the philly cheesesteak. What was I thinking??
Made my way to the restroom. Took care of business, headed over to the sink, never noticing the other three women in the room with me until the heaviness of their prolonged stares caused me to slowly lift my eyes, meet their priceless expressions through the mirror, and realize that
There was a boy in the girl's bathroom, and that was friggin me.
Bradley Chalkers would have been proud. You Louis Sachar fans know what I'm talkin about.
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